Monday, January 30, 2012

possibly unwise challenge

now that i’ve caught the Company Plague after bragging about how i almost never get sick last week, here’s my idea:

i need to stop ordering food everyday and buy groceries, plus my nose is running like a goddamn busted faucet and the only kleenex in the house are the cheap, scratchy kind that feel like a cheese grater dipped in hydrochloric acid after 2 blows. 

i thought it would be funny to take a generous dose of nyquil now and see how quickly i can get my groceries done before i go all will-ferell-tranquilizer-dart. 

that’s pretty fucking dangerous. i’ll get my sister in law to drive.