December 15th, 2011 at 8:25PM

tryphena:

aliform:

Whenever a married adult asks me about my relationship status I ask them how their marriage is going. 

They’re essentially asking the same thing. 

It’s the best nunya I can think of. 

Yeah well I’m grateful the part of the family that observes Christmas don’t curr about boyfriends or the significant lack thereof.

i swear to god if one more person gushes to me about my sister’s wedding and then asks me, “SO NO MARRIAGE FOR YOU?” i will vomit blood into their eyes.

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