Now get the hell out of my office.

i’ve had a shitty couple of weeks. i’m bummed, i miss my sister, i’m lonely, i feel like no matter what i wear, how much makeup i put on, how i do my hair, i look dumb and wrong. i’m still really new at my job. i should cut myself some slack because there’s a lot to learn and logically, i know i’ve impressed the shit out of everyone with my initiative and good attitude. 

it’s just one of those stupid funks where i criticize myself to death for, on top of not magically knowing every detail of how an ad agency works, never looking professional enough and believing that my credibility hinges almost entirely on how i look. stupid skinny receptionist and her cute sheer blouses and her jeffrey campbell boots. that little bitch. 

in spite of it all, today i spent 10 minutes in the bathroom playing target practice with a nerf gun and laughing my ass off. 

so suck it.