this is true.
this is so not fucking true. and if you “just wanna be left alone” after sex, you’re never getting ~all this~ ever again.
I think he meant, for the night. Not, forEVER.
What a nightmare it would be to know your woman is NEVER satisfied. Holding off till that one CRAZY nut and then, bedtime, has got to be the best feeling for everyone, no?
hahaha listen, if you failed to get me off, i’m not gonna cuddle with you til you get the hint. i’m gonna tell you flat out i’m not finished. my point is that the post-coital snugglefest is AWESOME and if you’re all weird and “don’t touch me” after, you’re never coming near me again.
(Source: jonwithabullet)
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well i guess i was doing something right because my ex never wanted to cuddle after sex.
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true facts. When I’ve been satisfied I’m like fuck off, I wanna sleep
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haham, funny how hes the one that likes to cuddle. ;*
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