December 2011
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whoa is it the ambien walrus or
does justin beiber totally look like shane from weeds
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On the nice guy.
dearcoketalk:
I’m “the nice guy” that is best friends with girls but never has sex with them. I had two girlfriends in high school for a month each and none since then. Every time I try to hook up with a girl she stops and leaves. I’m shy, so I have a hard time meeting girls. I know I’m my own worst enemy. I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs, and its hard to meet people at parties when they’re...
i’ve had a shitty couple of weeks. i’m bummed, i miss my sister, i’m lonely, i feel like no matter what i wear, how much makeup i put on, how i do my hair, i look dumb and wrong. i’m still really new at my job. i should cut myself some slack because there’s a lot to learn and logically, i know i’ve impressed the shit out of everyone with my initiative and good...
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sundaynightfog-deactivated20111 asked: What's the one thing you wish a man noticed first about you? (maybe I'll let you know the first thing I noticed about you)
sundaynightfog-deactivated20111 asked: If you had a secret admirer who's reading your tumblr religiously, would you be flattered?
the wrath of 'tron
Baby Ray:
Give me the heads up. I'm drinking myself retarded and watching Boondock Saints
me:
be there in 10 min
Baby Ray:
You're going there this early?
me:
too early? i can wait
what time
Baby Ray:
Madball plays at 12. I don't even think the show starts till 10.
Its your choice. You're the driver
me:
can i go get you now? are you even conscious?
Baby Ray:
I am conscious!
You're so mean to me
me:
if you vomit in my car, so help me god
Baby Ray:
And I said you can come whenever you want. You're the driver
I don't puke
me:
SO HELP ME GOD
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