February 2012
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Feb 8th
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wilwheaton: Just so I’m clear: Misogyny in advertising on TV is totally okay. Violence on TV is totally okay. Encouraging people to self-diagnose mental illness on TV is totally okay. Flipping the bird on TV, though, is totally not okay. Is that pretty much it? Okay, that’s what I thought. So, allow me to just say something real quick here, okay? For fuck’s sake, America, it’s not the 1950s...
Feb 7th
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Listentouchmeordont: cindry: I seriously just...
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 31st
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possibly unwise challenge
now that i’ve caught the Company Plague after bragging about how i almost never get sick last week, here’s my idea: i need to stop ordering food everyday and buy groceries, plus my nose is running like a goddamn busted faucet and the only kleenex in the house are the cheap, scratchy kind that feel like a cheese grater dipped in hydrochloric acid after 2 blows.  i thought it would be...
Jan 31st
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on bossing up
feeling ~*emboldened as fuq*~ handled the shit out of a failed attempt at workplace sabotage with incredible calm and professionalism and got hella praise from upper management lol at the bitch who tried to step to this with her ugly shoes  began to amass a work-appropriate wardrobe that does not make me feel frumpy, uncomfortable or boring. (spoiler alert: basic, flattering pieces + scarves...
Jan 21st
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Jan 8th
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December 2011
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Dec 29th
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whoa is it the ambien walrus or
does justin beiber totally look like shane from weeds
Dec 29th
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On the nice guy.
dearcoketalk: I’m “the nice guy” that is best friends with girls but never has sex with them. I had two girlfriends in high school for a month each and none since then. Every time I try to hook up with a girl she stops and leaves. I’m shy, so I have a hard time meeting girls. I know I’m my own worst enemy. I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs, and its hard to meet people at parties when they’re...
Dec 16th
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i’ve had a shitty couple of weeks. i’m bummed, i miss my sister, i’m lonely, i feel like no matter what i wear, how much makeup i put on, how i do my hair, i look dumb and wrong. i’m still really new at my job. i should cut myself some slack because there’s a lot to learn and logically, i know i’ve impressed the shit out of everyone with my initiative and good...
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