Now get the hell out of my office.: Archive

Jan 27th

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Jan 21st

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on bossing up

feeling ~*emboldened as fuq*~ handled the shit out of a failed attempt at workplace sabotage with incredible calm and professionalism and got hella praise from upper management lol at the bitch who tried to step to this with her ugly shoes began to amass a work-appropriate wardrobe that does not make me feel frumpy, uncomfortable or boring. (spoiler alert: basic, flattering pieces + scarves...

Jan 21st

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Dec 29th

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whoa is it the ambien walrus or

does justin beiber totally look like shane from weeds

Dec 29th

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Dec 19th

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Dec 16th

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On the nice guy.

dearcoketalk: I’m “the nice guy” that is best friends with girls but never has sex with them. I had two girlfriends in high school for a month each and none since then. Every time I try to hook up with a girl she stops and leaves. I’m shy, so I have a hard time meeting girls. I know I’m my own worst enemy. I don’t drink and I don’t do drugs, and its hard to meet people at parties when they’re...

Dec 16th

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i’ve had a shitty couple of weeks. i’m bummed, i miss my sister, i’m lonely, i feel like no matter what i wear, how much makeup i put on, how i do my hair, i look dumb and wrong. i’m still really new at my job. i should cut myself some slack because there’s a lot to learn and logically, i know i’ve impressed the shit out of everyone with my initiative and good...

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Dec 10th

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sundaynightfog-deactivated20111 asked: What's the one thing you wish a man noticed first about you? (maybe I'll let you know the first thing I noticed about you)

Dec 10th

sundaynightfog-deactivated20111 asked: If you had a secret admirer who's reading your tumblr religiously, would you be flattered?

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Dec 8th

the wrath of 'tron

Baby Ray: 
 Give me the heads up. I'm drinking myself retarded and watching Boondock Saints
me: 
 be there in 10 min
Baby Ray: 
 You're going there this early?
me: 
 too early? i can wait
 what time
Baby Ray: 
 Madball plays at 12. I don't even think the show starts till 10.
 Its your choice. You're the driver
me: 
 can i go get you now? are you even conscious?
Baby Ray: 
 I am conscious!
 You're so mean to me 
me: 
 if you vomit in my car, so help me god
Baby Ray: 
 And I said you can come whenever you want. You're the driver
 I don't puke
me: 
 SO HELP ME GOD